I read this on the internet the other day. A mom was having trouble potty training her soon to be 3 yo. son and they had made a quick stop at a Taco Bell for lunch when the mom detected an odor. She first checked her baby and it's diaper was fine so she asked the boy if he had had an accident and the boy said no. She continued to eat and kept smelling poop and asked him again if he had an accident and he again said no. She began to get angry as she did not have a change of clothes for him and asked again if he had an accident and the boy got up, pulled his pants down, pointed his butt at his mom, and said see, no poop, it's farts, it's just farts! Everyone in the place about fell off thier chairs laughing their heads off. Jamie

For many years I tried to get Morning Glories to grow up a trellis that my husband put around our LP tank- never did have any luck with them so when my 4 year old (at the time) asked to help plant flowers I gave him a bunch of morning glory seeds to have for the garden- we had morning glories everywhere that year- When I asked him what he did to make them grow he says "nothing- i just stuck 'em in the dirt and left them alone". Now he plants morning glories in that bed every year and has named it his TURTLE GARDEN- he collects turtle figures all the time and even has our friends and family looking for new ones for him- his Granny got him 2 new ones for christmas this past year and he loved it. He is 7 now with over 50 turtles and still planting his "mornin glornies" as he calls them and I hope he keeps this up for many more years.

Very sweet & wonderful that you & BM have such a cordial relationship that this event was made to be all about your DSS expressing his love for you both in a postive atmosphere. That's awesome! ~Cat

My now 22 year old son was a Romeo from the time he was a baby. He preferred blondes with pony tails and big boobs. Once, when he was a year or so old, a mother and daughter came up to the grocery cart to greet him. The daughter had the desired characteristics and DS was obviously "in love"! He chatted her up and laughed and laughed. But when the mother tried to talk to him, all she got was a very cold rebuff. And when DS came home from his first day of kindergarten, he was again deeply in love. "there's this girl and her eyes are the color of a beautiful sky, and her hair the color of ripe wheat, and her lips are like cherries and when she smiles the whole world lights up!" I thought it was cute that he had a crush on a new classmate, but nope, it was the neighbor girl in high school! She made his day a few weeks later when she dropped off a couple of little gifts for him and his sister and later on, some Christmas gifts. Luckily, he changed as he got older. He had just one or two dates in high school. He has a "kind of" girl friend, but doesn't want to get serious with anyone until he's finished college and has a good job and his own home. And the "girlfriend" isn't blonde or tiny or big boobed.