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marilyn_sue

Sunday Morning Chuckle

13 years ago

This came in my inbox this morning. If you have not seen it before maybe you will enjoy it.

An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their phones. The wife, being a romantic, decided one day that she would send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking, send me a sip,
If you are crying, send me your tears,
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise - -

Sue

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