Don't eat yellow snow. Lynne Florida

Don't fry bacon without a shirt on.

Dances! Not only can I picture that, but I can feel it in my mind, also!!!!! OUCH!

Never trust a f@rt!
Gayle

Don't sit on a black leather car seat with short-shorts on a hot sunny day! (been there, done that!)
Dee
New Jersey

Don't eat pasta with red sauce when you're wearing a white shirt. Ask me how I know.

Don't stick your tongue to a metal pole in the winter!
(A Christmas Story)

Never go to bed angry

Never burn your bridges because you don't know when you'll have to cross them again.

Never miss a chance to tell someone you love them!

(I'll keep thinking---there are many more!! Great thread!)

Karen, Illinois

Don't paint the floor without having an option go paint yourself out of the room!

Moni
Oklahoma

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

Don't eat that, you'll get worms!

Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.

Don't make me get up!

Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.

Don't pick your nose in public.

Don't run in the house.

Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.

Don't talk with your mouth full!

Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!

Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.

Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.

Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!

Don't make me come in there!

Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.

Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.

Don't stay up too late!

Don't use that tone with me!

Don't you have anything better to do?

Don't iron the front of your shirt while you are still wearing it.

don't spit in the wind.

Never drink red wine with little colored clothes on.....:)...Stacy

Don't lick a serrated cake knife. (yep... did it)

Lydia MO

Stacy, is that supposed to be light colored clothes on?

Don't run with scissors.

Don't eat an ice cream cone while riding in a convertible with the top down. I had to be hosed down!

Don't kiss someone whom has been licking stamps/envelopes.

Don't brush your teeth then drink a cola/soda.

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

Pooh Bear

"Don't squat with your spurs on"
Jaybird
Texas...of course :^)

Don't wear white pants. (Something always stains them).

Don't use a curling iron while sleeping.....an actual warning on one.

While sitting in the backseat of an open convertable, under a tree......don't throw your head back and laugh....a bird on a branch above you may be taking aim for your eye. :> Dottie

Don't leave fun to find fun (as in teenagers out on the town).
Don't bathe a cat.
Never try to teach a pig to sing, they never will have a good voice and you will only annoy the pig. (Don't try to make someone do things your way)

My mother always says "Don't forget you love me!" That sounds like a good one for the last page of whatever it is she's writing, Tami.

Don't kiss your cat after applying lipstick or chapstick. *pffffft*

Don't drink downstream from the herd.

Ron

Don't eat a jelly donut while driving. (especially after dark)

Don't yell "Hi" to your friend Jack at the airport.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Don't do that, you'll go blind.

Don't rub your eyes after moving the Satan's Blood (HOT sauce) aside in the cupboard.

Don't make four quarts of Habanero salsa in the food processor in a small enclosed kitchen.

Don't brush your furkid if you have a fan on!

Donna (^_^)

I wish I had something to add, but I don't :o(

These popped into my head really late last night:

Don't step on my blue swade(SP?) shoes
Don't let the dogs out
Don't talk to tall dark strangers and you Don't mess around with Jim.
....I had a few more but have forgotten them now.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Don't spill the beans.

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Don't reinvent the wheel.

Don't go barking up the wrong tree.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Don't sail out farther than you can row back.

Don't wish your life away.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

Has this been said?

Don't stick anything in your ear smaller than your finger.

Don't leave the bath water running when you answer the phone. Not that I would ever do such a stupid thing. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

scram..get out ...just GO .... and don't let the door hit you where the good Man split you!!

Don't forget to wash your hands GOOD after chopping jalapeno peppers. Especially if you have to pee.
Leslie/Nebraska

Thanks! Keep them coming, please. I'm copying and pasting like crazy. She's gonna love these!

Tami

He who has sharp tongue, cuts his own throat.
Your mind is like a parachute, works best when open.

Susan :)

from another web site: Don't plant further that the hose can reach, or else be prepared to haul water.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched

If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones

Don't get your panties in a twist

Don't start a gas grill while naked.

These are GREAT...I'm gonna be doing some C&P too!!

Don't ever tell your real age

Don't eat crackers in bed.

These are great! I have been copy and pasting for her. She's gonna love them! Thanks!