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Monday morning chuckle (much needed here today)

18 years ago

Signs You're Being Stalked by a Celebrity Chef

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9. You park your car on the street, and when you return, there's a nice Beef Stroganoff simmering on your engine block.

8. All the foodstuffs in your pantry and refrigerator have

been tagged with little sticky notes reading "Good Eats" or

"Bad Eats."

7. You find a horse's head in your bed ... sauteed in garlic and butter, with a side of scalloped potatoes.

6. Someone mysteriously rewired your cable box so you get Food TV on all 250 channels.

5. The phone keeps ringing and all you hear when you pick up is a breathy "Bam."

4. You come home from work to find all your snacks have been

unwrapped.

3. Every clove of garlic in your kitchen has been pressed flat.

2. Your pet rabbit is put in the oven, and moments later brought out of another oven fully cooked.

... and the #1 Sign You're Being Stalked by a Celebrity Chef ...

1. As you're listening to some Simon & Garfunkel in the living room, you hear a muffled voice from outside muttering "No no no! Not with *sage*!"

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