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When I say I'm Broke--I'm Broke! (LOL)

When I say I'm Broke -- I'M BROKE !!!

A little old lady answered a

knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young

Man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If

I could take a couple of minutes

Of your time, I would like to

demonstrate the very latest in

high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!"

Said the old lady. "I'm broke and

haven't got any money!" and she

proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man

wedged his foot in the door and pushed

it wide open.. "Don't be too hasty!"

He said. "Not until you have at

least seen my demonstration." And with

that, he emptied a bucket of horse

Manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not

remove all traces of this horse manure

From your carpet, Madam, I will

personally eat the remainder." The old

lady stepped back and said, "Well

Let me get you a fork, 'cause

they cut off my electricity This

morning.

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