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joyfulguy

(Purportedly) Chinese proverbs (can't v-ouch for their validity)

14 years ago

Man who run in front of car - get tired.

[Joyful's addition: Man who run in front of car second time - get re-tired]. Same for senior, too.

Man who run behind car ... get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways ... going to (capital of Thailand).

Man with one chopstick go ... hungry.

Man who scratch ass ... should not chew fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes ... get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four (rounders) cannot walk!

Panties not best thing on earth ... (continuation censored).

War not determine who is right: war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in dog-house ... soon find him in cat-house.

Man who fight with wife all day ... get no peace at night.

It take many nails to build crib ... but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell ... bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet ... high on pot.

Man who live in glass house ... change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church ... sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator ... smell different to midget.

ole speechless joyful

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