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Sad News (In case You Had Not Heard Before)

SAD NEWS........

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the

entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died

yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from

repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty

Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave

site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described

Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life

was filled with turnovers.. He was not considered a very

smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still

was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll

model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three

children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they

had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly

father, Pop Tart..

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise

to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that

smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day

and kneads a lift.

Sue :)

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