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Oh, fa-la-la, yourself.

17 years ago

Thanksgiving has come, with its annual repast. The dinner was great and we all had a blast. The turkey was good  except for the bones, which we put in the GD and witnessed the groans. The day after  now called Black Friday  is dumber. Not because of the shopping, but for want of a plumber.

It turns out: Black Friday is not about money. ItÂs Black Water and Grey that have stopped being runny. ItÂs the day when the plumbers are all agog, honey. So many calls that it just isnÂt funny!

It seems that Black FridayÂs the day of the year when most of the calls come from people in fear that their excess disposing was not a good plan. Because "it quit draining when the water was ran."

So all of the gluttony was not just by folk. Some of it was done by the sink; thatÂs no joke. And because of the well-meaning promises spoke, the food waste disposer became sort of Âbroke. And the dishes that washers would wash would just soak.

HereÂs hoping Thanksgiving was wonderful, eh? (ThanksgivingÂs my favorite, big holiday.) A rough way to start the long celebration, tearing apart the homeÂs sanitation. Somewhere outside the Old Reservation; thereÂs modern day plumbing, and pure aggravation.

So you thought you were clever; the turkey to slaughter. But now youÂre up to your buns in deep water. One day you're humminÂ; the next is a bummer. Just be glad you chose college. And the in-lawÂs a plumber.

Pinoke

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