Flies

I was thinking bugs too, but more precisely, spiders (although, an arachnid isn't really a "bug" or, insect)

spiders :p

Cases of wine.

My first thought was bugs as well.

You eat WAY more than two bugs a year. You don't even want to know! *shudder*

I'm thinking this may be a trick question....consume doesn't necessarily mean "eat"; it means "use"......hmmmmmm.....

I meant involuntarily eat, as in when you're asleep, or at least not already in the food. But it's seven spiders, not two. Better than a dozen! I have looked it up as how I know seven spiders. Voluntarily eat, you don't wanna know how many bugs you eat per year. Ick

cockroaches

tubes of toothpaste

How many guesses do we get?

Maybe it's....2 quarts of toxic chemicals

"Cases of wine."
HaHa! Not a clue, but I like that answer.