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How to spend your tax rebate! (joke)

16 years ago

HOW TO USE THE REBATE

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration recently said that each and every one of would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan.

None of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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