Well the holiday season is fast approaching and I thought it is time to start sharing your families favorite recipes. Here is a classic recipe for roast turkey.

"How To Cook A Turkey"

1) Go buy a turkey.

2) Take a drink of scotch whiskey

3) Put turkey in the oven.

4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

5) Set the degree at 375 ovens

6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

7) Turn oven the on.

8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.

9) Turk the bastey.

10. Whiskey another bottle of get.
    
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    
12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
    
13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
    
14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
    
15. Take the oven out of the turkey.
    
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
    
17. Turk the carvey.
    
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.
    
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
    
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.