Well the holiday season is fast approaching and I thought it is time to start sharing your families favorite recipes. Here is a classic recipe for roast turkey.
"How To Cook A Turkey"
1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of scotch whiskey
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the bastey.
- Whiskey another bottle of get.
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
- Turk the carvey.
- Get yourself another scottle of botch.
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
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