I love you the most
Please stop doing that
Get down!
Go do your homework
Please eat. Please? Just one bite (my mom to my sister every night)

Be careful.
Because I said so!
Do you want a spankin'?
Remember your manners!

Because I said so!
Did you wash you hands?
Did you brush your teeth?

When you have kids, I hope they turn out just like you.
Are you seriously wearing that?
Go change. Now.
Don't make me count! One.....two....two and a half....I mean it....I'm almost there....two and three quarters.....you better listen.....
Go ask your father.
No, you can't take the car.

Take off your shoes.
No feet on the furniture.
Take the garbage out.
Pick up your clothes.
Clean your room.
Did you remember your homework?
Get up! You'll be late!

Um, can you tell I'm a mom? :)

Not only can I tell dees, I can tell your child(ren) is older than mine. I haven't made it to the "no you can't take the car" stage yet. Shortly. Couple more years.

Just wait until you have kids
I'm your mother, that's why!!!!!
How do you think I got these gray hairs?
I never acted this way when I was a kid!
You are going to put me in an early grave!

Robin, my son turns 31 in April. I now use the "No, you can't take the motorcycle." on him. He has one of his own but *really* likes mine.

And his daughter appears to be nothing like him....yet. She's only 14 months old! ;)

One more....."When I was a kid, I never....."

How about:
I walked to school in 13 feet of snow uphill every day and we were glad to get to do it!

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You'd fit right in to my family dees. Biggest bro is an avid motorcyclist. Buell and Harley are his two most often ridden. He's even been on the cover of Killboy riding the Dragon.

Here is a link that might be useful: the cover with him (he's also avid Patriot Guard member)