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Well, I guess I've seen them all now

18 years ago

Last minute order came in tonight for a noon service tomorrow. I can usually build sentences and paragraphs from incoherent writings, but I am completely stumped with no idea what to do. Can't very well call the family at 2am.

I think I have concluded there are people of all walks of life who simply cannot write so as unintelligible as this one is, please don't take this as criticism. The problem is I don't know if this person was a man or a woman, and it doesn't appear the writer knew either. The name is generic, applying to either male or female. It begins by referring to the deceased as "she," saying "she birthed a son," but the next pronoun is "he" with no introduction of another person. Thereafter, all pronoun references are "he" but read on.

To make matters worse, the deceased married at some point in life to a person (no pronoun reference) with also a generic name but is most commonly associated with a man. They did not have children, but "he" (the deceased) "fathered" a daughter.

Can this get worse? Yes! The family submitted a photo for the cover of the program book. I cannot tell if this picture is of a man or a woman.

Boy, am I screwed.

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