Linda

Too funny! LOL

I will be e-mailing that around. So funny!

That got an out loud laugh from me....that was funny.

LOL! That was a good one~

Speaking of old men, here's another good one:

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

"Are these your grandkids?" the reporter asked.

"Naw, sir, they all be my younguns," the old man replied with a sly grin.

"Your kids?" said the reporter. "What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?"

"Naw, sir," said the old man. "She be my wife."

"Your wife?" said the surprised reporter. "But she can't be more than 19 years old."

"Thass right," said the old man with pride.

"Well, surely you can't have a sex life with you being 115 and she being only 19," the reporter remarked.

"Sir, " said the old man. "We have sex every night. Every night two of my boys helps me on, and every morning six of my boys helps me off."

"Wait just one minute," said the newspaperman. "Why does it only take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to take you off?"

"Cause," the spry old man said with a balled fist, "I fights 'em."

LOL that's a good one too.

Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore - look under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for senior citizens to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do seniors look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by seniors when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

Oh, those are funny....had to send them on.

LOL!!!! These are all funny. Thanks for sharing.

Linda

"What is the most common remark made by seniors when they enter antique stores?"
"I remember these." I've been doing that alot lately. LOL

Both are very funny.

ROFL...