Here is a poem I just wrote for you.......maybe not what you want at all, but here it is anyway. I realize that this poem would have to be inside of the can with the gift card?! Teacher, oh teacher, The joke is on you, It took us a while, Then we knew what to do. Inside of the can, Your gift you did find, But that it was there, Didn't enter your mind! So please take this gift, And our Best Wishes too, For a wonderful season, Spent with those close to you! :-) > *** maddya

I don't have a poem, but do have this: Pad About Slippers (for the Discrete Woman) * Soft and Hygenic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deoderant feature * Keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable. Evirnomentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags

Thanks every one interesting interesting ideas to think about. I love that egg seperator, I have a friend who loves to cook and he has a nose as large as Peter's! LOL I'm headed to the beach in the morning with a canning jar. I'll see if I can find a few catfish recipes. Off to check out the links you suggested. Thanks again.

Deb remember I didn't make them up haha just in my files there are a lot more out there Golfer's Survival Kit Chocolate Golf Balls - for the golfer that lost his Aspirin - for the headaches this game causes Band-Aid - for blisters Eraser - to start each golf game off with a clean slate Wooden Egg - for all those Birdies Lifesaver - for when your ball is in the water Quarter - may this be the only "eagle" you get Rubber band - stay flexible when you swing Sunscreen or hat - for shielding sun from the face Towel - to wipe off the sweat of hitting the ball Sweet and sour candy - to prevent any harsh words slipping out Pencil - to write correct scores (or maybe cheat a little) Tee - because we may forget to pick some up Bottled water - to keep from passing out Chapstick - to keep lips moist Cleat cleaner or stick - so you dont track dirt and grass into the car Golfers book of jokes - to pass the time when it rains Fireman's Survival Kit Lifesaver - to remind you that that's what you are Piece of string - for when you get to the end of your rope Silk Rose - to help you always smell sweet Hugs & Kisses - because you deserve them from all Jewel - because you are as valuable as a precious stone Tissues - to wipe the tears of joy and sadness Mounds Bar - for the mounds of courage you need Starburst - for that "Burst" of energy that you need Star - to remind you that you are a star in the eyes of children A Smile - to replace the ones you give away Mints - to help you cool down after a fire Band-Aid - in case you need some TLC Almond Joy - to replace the joy you give to others Fisherman Survival Kit Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead of the fish. Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters. Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over. Paper clip for when you run out of hooks. Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow. Gummy worms in case you run out of bait. Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away. A gift certificate for pizza in case you dont catch any fish. Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they appear." New Mother's Survival Kit Hershey's Hugs and Kisses -- for you and the baby for you both deserve them Penny - for your thoughts Pen & Journal - (or the Journal Jar) -- to write down your thoughts Clock - to remind you that time will pass by too quickly, enjoy every moment. Mirror - to remind you that you are important too. Marbles - to replace the ones you will lose. Jewel - now that you are a mother you are even more valuable. Rubber band - to remind you that flexibility is the key Lifesavers - to save you from one of those days Tissue - to dry those tears, the babys and yours. Toothpick - to pick out the good in all situations Fireball - for times when you are burnt out Lollipop - to lick all your problems Eraser - to remind you that every new Mom makes mistakes Puzzle Piece - because you are an important piece in your child's journey through life. Starburst - for energy Waitress Survival Kit Mounds Bar - for the amount of walking you do Puzzle Piece - to remind you that the restaurant wouldn't be complete without you Tootsie Roll - to help the complaints "roll" off your back Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost Lollipop - To help you lick your problems Button - to remind you that sometimes best to just button your lip Dollar - for the tip you didn't get Sponge - to soak up all the spills Cotton Ball - for when the customers get too loud Shoe insoles - because you are always on your feet Rubber band - to keep you bouncing back Starburst - for that burst of energy at the end of your shift Sweet and Sour Candy - a reminder.. the differences in people gives spice to our lives. Smiley Face - to replace all the smiles you give away Hugs and Kisses - to remind you that you that someone cared enough to give you this kit.