Have You Smiled Today?

16 years ago

If not, you will now!

This will put a smile on your face.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"

2. Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

3. Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"

4. Rottweiler: "Make me."

5. Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."

6. Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"

7. German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."

8. Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."

9. Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!"

Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'"
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

/tricia

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Comments (13)

doucanoe
16 years ago
That's cute, Tricia! LOL
riverrat1
16 years ago
Tee Hee! Love it Tricia! Thanks
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jessyf
16 years ago
Our family just watched the movie 'Up' and we have been going around saying 'I have just met you and I love you! Will you be my prisoner? Please?' (have to see the movie) SQUIRREL! DS #1, 17 YO, says its one of the best movies he has ever seen LOL
pkramer60
16 years ago
Dillie the dog begs to differ. According to him, it is all how you train the silly humans. Yes, both he and the cat have staff-ME.
lindac
16 years ago
I have a poodle and it's all so true.....
partst
16 years ago
Tricia it makes me smile just to see you posting again. Happy New Year to you and your DH it looks like he has taken good care of you.

Claudia
compumom
16 years ago
Here's another one:
A funny way to start the day. Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options...then press 7.... Please don't give the surprise away, if you decide to leave a comment!!
sally2_gw
16 years ago
That's cute!

Sally
dgkritch
16 years ago
I think you've created a telephone overload, Ellen!
I got a busy signal......... LOL

Deanna
mustangs81
16 years ago
Thanks for the chuckle Tricia.

Ellen, I got the busy signal too but I'm going to try again.

I'm with Peppi, I just got the heating pad out for my mistress Noel Elizabeth, so her bed will be warm tonight. And Master Buster Frank has tunneled under DH's electric blanket. Me, I probably won't sleep worrying about all the electrified bedding.
petaloid
16 years ago
Thank you, tricia -- too true and very cute!

Most of you probably already know about the funny photo website I'll link below. That one always puts a smile on my face:

Here is a link that might be useful: funny website
dedtired
16 years ago
I just printed this for our office bulletin board.

I watched Up over the weekend and didn't love it but I did love Dug the dog, especially the "squirrel!" line. Oh yes, and the cone of humilation.

Ellen, that phone number is still busy!!!
trixietx
16 years ago
Glad that you are back posting and feeling better. Thanks for the laughs!