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'The Real Meaning of Plant Catalog Terminology'

16 years ago

found this on another forum, cracked me up:

"a favorite of birds":

do not plant near cars,sidewalks or patios

"Grows more beautiful each year":

looks like roadkill for the foreseeable future

"Zone 7 with protection":

ever heard of " Russian roulette"?

"May require support":

your daughter's engineering degree will finally pay off.

"Moisture-loving":

wonderful if you live in a bog or a swamp.

"Carefree":

refers more to the plants attitude than to your workload.

"Vigorous":

has a Napoleonic compulsion to take over the world.

"Grandma's Favorite":

because blackspot & powdery mildew were just part of life when Grandma was gardening.

"Easy to grow from seed":

You'll have those #$!@! things popping up everywhere!

"Perennial grown like an annual":

dies.

What plant-catalog phrases tip you off?

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