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Rate YOUR summer .... zero through to ten

FrozeBudd_z3/4
18 years ago

Ten being the most perfect conditions youÂve experienced, while the big ole goose egg being total crapsville!

HereÂs a break down of my spring and summer, good and bad:

Starting at ten and going from there

+1 ... for the pleasant April conditions

-2 ... points for MayÂs COLD snap which took out most all of the fruit buds and killed back many of the hardy roses that otherwise had wintered well.

-3 ... for the near constant WET soggy summer!

+2 ... for NEVER having to water, not once!

-3 ... points for the almost constant COOL temperatures! Heck, when we finally did receive a warm day it was immediately followed by the return of the big chill! Darn for all those days of blustery nw and ne winds!

-2 ... that damned HAIL ... weÂve been hit four times, the latest storm struck this afternoon and it was pretty bad!

-2 ... for always having to CUT GRASS!

-2 ... those lousy thick swarms of Mosquitoes which totally preyed upon us!

+1 ... for the summer not being quite as BAD as last year!

For a grand total of 0 ...

Okay, I'd really have to sum up the summer by giving it a dismal and failing grade of +3

Terry

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