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babblingbetty

received this Email today, appropriate, since today is my BD

babblingbetty
16 years ago

Subject: Older Women

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY

WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD

A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA

BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I

GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25 YEAR OLD

BLOND.

"NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE

BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING

WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU

ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A REASONABLE WOMAN.

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD

BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE

AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A

CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A

10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO

SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS

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