Rusty

📺

Yuck! I often wear long sleeves and pants anyway on a summer hike because of bugs and ticks and such or if you need to do some butt sliding or rock scrambling....let alone what happens should you slip and fall. And no thanks to a back pack rubbing directly on your skin. At least they're protecting their feet! And the hats???? Like no skin cancer on your face, but your nether regions ok?? No thank you. Let alone seeing other people naked or them seeing me. I remember one time when we were children, my brother accidentally walked in on me in the bathroom. He ran out hollering, "Ewww! It's a botch and I don't want to see it!!"

Male patient said, "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the cond*m never broke. How is it possible?" The doctor replied, "Let me tell you a story. There once was a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun when he went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, shot the lion and it died!" Male patient said, "Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion. The doctor replied, "Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please."