What’s the difference between a happy dog and a marine biologist? One is a tail wagger and the other is a whale tagger!

I'll bet Egyptians were all like "Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do" and then came the internet. tj

Oly, years back my oldest once bought a shot of esoresso and the rest foam! Ridiculous.

Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best. Everything inside them is color coded." The second surgeon said *No, I think librarians are. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The third surgeon shut them both up when he said, "You're both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."