Where did the farmer take her sheep after it had been outside all night in freezing temperatures? . . . To the icy ewe ward!

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? . . . . Because they just can’t even.

@donna_loomis, I made a couple of those scarves after you kindly sent me the pattern! Funny story- I was knitting one on the plane coming home from visiting my daughter. It was night, and most people were settling to go to sleep. There was a very inebriated (but also a friendly drunk) lady sitting across from me making interested comments about my knitting and asking if she could "have a go". You'll agree that it's not really a pattern you want a drunk person to have a go at: you could rip out the screwed up bit but it would be tedious. So I just kept putting her off. Finally the flight attendant came down and asked her to be quiet as people were trying to sleep. Whew!