Taken up two parking spaces I can agree with eaten a meal & changed at least one article of clothing too, IYkYk

To attract flies and other flying insects.

I say there are 10, more or less

Decades ago I was working in a very busy place. One of the secretaries came out to the very busy nexus processing area and as she handed me some paperwork, she scootched into a very contorted position just before she left that room. This was all within two seconds. She looked back at me and offered the explanation that she had to adjust her t_____ (very intimate fem hygiene product). She was a hoot. (I told you it was rushed and busy — no time to pop into a washroom, evidently.)