There's just something about a cat's expression when they feel they're not in control.

An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked, “why did you ask, Sweetie? The little girl replied, “Well, grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

@Jasdip, that one reminds me so much of my friend who would leave plastic containers covering insects around the house for her husband to deal with. The habit stopped once she had children because no one can keep a curious toddler from lifting a random container. She bought a vacuum that was only used for bugs. She would vacuum the bug, then cover the wand outlet so the bug couldn't exit and the husband then had to deal with cleaning the vacuum. Later, she discovered that dogs will eat bugs. At last count, she had five dogs, three children and was still married to the same husband, bless his heart.

That'll have been whiteboard marker does one hope, ded? ole joyful