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Long, long ago, an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Fighting Bear and Falling Rocks, the two bravest warriors in his tribe. The chief instructed each to go out and seek deer skins. About a month later, Fighting Bear came back with two hundred pelts. But Falling Rocks never returned. Even today, as you drive through the country, you see signs that say, "Watch for Falling Rocks".

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

I love kindness. Unless it's coming from a person at a four-way stop sign waving me to go when it's clearly their turn.