"Who", as subject, is the one doing the action "whom", as the object, is the one being acted upon. But many say, "Me and tommy went to town ...", and I've heard "myself" used in strange places: a sentence containing "myself" can have only one subject - "I", as the only one that can do anything to "myself" is the one doing the talking. ole joyful ... and remember to hit "space" after that " joyful" or it'll disappear,

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

A dung beetle walks into a bar. He approaches one of the customers, points, and asks, "Excuse me. Is this stool taken?"

Why don't tacos play poker but burritos do? Tacos fold too easily, but burritos are on a roll.