Why don't tacos play poker but burritos do? Tacos fold too easily, but burritos are on a roll.

Rusty

6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him."

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!