Omg yes! I will never forget the time my Afghan hound peed on the electric fence! It was quite the sight. And believe me it doesn't happen a 2nd time.

There is a subtle but important difference between the words "complete" and "finished." When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry the wrong one, you are finished. And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.

My dad always insisted that we leave Santa a beer and a baloney sandwich!

The complaints about school hours could easily be fixed by changing the hours schools are in session, not changing the time for everyone. As for farming, animals don't know what a clock says. Many high schools have already set back the time school starts to better match the way the adolescent brain functions -- slow to engage in the a.m. and slow to shut down at night: Vampire brain.