Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder. Bartender says, “Don’t start anything!”

Oh! Oh! (Waving hand in air) I know the answer to that, Eld! The colour orange is named after the fruit, which was naranj in Arabic. Previously the colour in mediaeval times was referred to as ”tawny”. I remembered this from my days in the SCA 😁

Today my wife saved $247.83 by not going to Target for toothpaste. tj

People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole and chips. tj