In honor of college football season opening this weekend.......... A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, "So, I bet you're a Texas fan." The first man says enthusiastically, "Why, yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks?" The second fellow says, "No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."

For those in the know... I felt the same way about the doily patched jeans. I wanted to send it to my grandson because I'm always teasing him about his ripped jeans, but there is NO way he'd get that joke.

Who is the star of many chick flicks? Cluck Gable

Well to me, one of the worst things these docs do is have you sitting there in a paper outfit and then discuss your situation with you when they enter. It's awful. You feel barely human in those things so how can you even think straight, let alone not be nervous because you know what's coming but don't know how bad it's going to be. Unfortunately, my gyno retired...but she was great. I always felt like I was in the hands of a loving mother, never intimidated. And she always said what she was going to do before she did it which really reduced the anxiety level.