That’s a tough one a Jasdip........

I had to enlarge the toilet seat photo. At first glance I thought there was a clamp holding the seat down. hee-hee

My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.