Jeb--not so funny. I was at a Starbucks last week and was told they were out of Decaf. And then I was told no I could not have a regular either but could order and pay for an Americano.

Where was King David's temple located? . . . . Right next to his ear.

Two slices of bread were getting married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom!

Police arrest a drunk and tell him anything he says may be held against him. So he says, "Sophia Vergara".