Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....

@eld6161...YOU should start a thread about Thanksgiving stories. ie: I'm talking to my mom on the phone and she says, "Oh! Lucy! (her cat).....Oh...Lucy just walked all over the rolled out pie dough. Oh well...no one will know." I tell my husband, don't eat the pie. After dinner, we're asked if we want a slice of pie...."Oh no...we're just stuffed! Mom says, "Oh you've got to eat a piece, Cheryl brought the pies!" Oh...Ok....I'll take a piece. :0)

But you cannot solve it the unless it is the RIGHT way, even if it is the correct snswer. F**k ”new” math.

Seems appropriate for post-Thanksgiving