Hahaha...Nicole, on our local station the news people always call Thursday Friday Eve.

Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....

Olychick, yours reminds me of a recurring dream I’ve had for years. LOL, luckily the toilets I see are never useable for one reason or another.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.