I caught a few incorrect “corrections” before hitting send. I wonder how many I missed

Fester, from The Adams Family...

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia How d you die? 1st woman: | froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer—we'd both still be alive.

Seems appropriate for post-Thanksgiving