Well, not MY bedroom but I thought some of you would relate to this as you suffer under the heat.

#!)You hosted a potluck. #@) Yep. #!)You didn't assign dishes. #@) Nope. #!) Well that explains why you have 20 bags of Doritos!

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia How d you die? 1st woman: | froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer—we'd both still be alive.

Jasdip ~ a related story from my ignorant youth: I had a pair of white suede oxfords shoes in high school (1960s). After a couple of weeks, those new+pricey shoes were scuffed , so I got that little device you show ^^^ and made them "look" brand new again... Of course, I completely removed the lovely knap of the suede... and never wore them again. My mother was furious.