I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

Fester, from The Adams Family...

#!)You hosted a potluck. #@) Yep. #!)You didn't assign dishes. #@) Nope. #!) Well that explains why you have 20 bags of Doritos!

That's hysterical! Of course I hope nobody was injured. But the feet up in the air has me rolling. The girl obviously wasn't happy to start with, I bet they were back on shore in moments.