What do you call two spiders who just got married? . . . Newlywebs!

tj -- rope-climbing in gym class was my best thing! I was under5ft tall, weighed less than 100 pounds, and somehow, every time, I out-shone all the other girls (who were very good athletes, unlike me, who performed miserably at every other sport). Touched the ceiling every time. Yay, me!

I did not get it until explained, but I do not watch tv and really did not remember Simpsons. I also did not know the names.

#!)You hosted a potluck. #@) Yep. #!)You didn't assign dishes. #@) Nope. #!) Well that explains why you have 20 bags of Doritos!