OMG, is this next😳😂???

Re: Complimentary bread. Once, in Germany, there was a charge on our bill for bread. We hadn't eaten any from the basket on our table, but we were charged because we had not told the waiter to remove it when we sat down. (This was a very long time after WWII.)

One of our Westies, Pip, would run growling from the small TV on a cabinet to the one a foot off the floor in another room when we needed protection from something on the screen. (We needed protection from horses and men with beards.)

Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....