Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?" Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

Olychick, I've been there too. I was given a choice and the description made me think it was totally doable. Not only did it hurt more than I thought it would (I had to keep telling the Doc, "I can still feel it", so he'd give me more LaLa). On top of that, I didn't like all the thoughts swimming around in my brain. Never again!

Rusty

Our cats have a fixation on our shoes. When I get home I generally slip my shoes off in a corner of the kitchen, and then when I'm cooking dinner I'll look over to see one or the other of our cats (but mostly Katya) snuggled up next to them with a proprietorial paw stretched out over them, usually after she's given them a thorough rubbing over with her face (that's how cats mark their territory).