I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Give a man a fish and he eats for the day. Teach a woman to garden and the whole neighborhood gets zucchini.

Old Hillbilly Wisdom: Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Rusty