Method 1: The wife who woke up at dawn daily to feed the cat who yowled for food would smack her husband on the noggin with a candle which was the only way to get him out from under the warm cozy down comforter. Method 2: The wife got sick of the battle every morning to get her husband up and devised a candle holder over her husband's side of the bed and found a candle which would burn low enough every morning to drip hot wax on him and wake him up.

When you put only only foot on the scale. My first thought was the same as LoneJack, poop.

Defenestraphobia, a fear of windows, especially open ones and falling out, and it is getting worse.

Isn't that called 'hibernation'? So, bears. chipmunks skunks. raccoons. bats. Rusty