Don't eat breakfast Keep on hitting the snooze button making us late for work Don't shower Forget to turn down the freezer thermostat where we stashed our late spouse's body.

Picking up the whole tab, promising a wild evening. offering to help them move, pay down their credit cards, get them a superduper rent contolled apartment (with your connections). If that doesn’t do it, keep paging right.

Lay out clothes for the morning, especially in the case of children.

procrastinate on making the decision way too long and then flipping a coin