Some lawyers...I just don't know... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY:What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral...

nicole

How about light-hearlight-hearted, nicole? (That industrious editor is active again today, folks'folks!). (lliliglighlightlight-lliliglighlightlight-hlliliglighlightlight-helliliglighlightlight-healliliglighlightlight-hearlliliglighlightlight-heartlliliglighlightlight-heartelliliglighlight (light-hearted) ole joyful

Ah… Michelle and Nicole those are both great and I took screenshots of both of them. For those of you who do not have potholes in your neck of the woods, you aren’t going to get this one. Potholes are a seasonal hazard here in Nova Scotia. You could ruin your tires and your rims if you hit one.