My car was making annoying squeaky noises this morning. It stopped once I dropped off the kids.

Yes, the Halloween candy is on sale right now but no, you should not buy it. It's a trick. Buy it now & you'll shame eat it on your couch & have to buy it all over again. Very clever, candy companies, but you can't fool me a 14th time.

Follow the periodic parenting method to guarantee at 18 they argon.

6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him."