Fun2BHere, you reminded me of the Shakespeare Insult Generator...there are a number of them on line https://codepo8.github.io/shakespeare-insult-generator/ Thou unmuzzled elf-skinned bladder!

Some good ones today - thanks, folks! ole joyfuelled - hoping some of you other readers got a shot of such fuelling, as well. Low cost - and lots of miles per gallon/(litre)!

"HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feel better? Good Housekeeping Tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel.....so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean. " Have a great day!

Ever wonder where The Indian Hills Community Center is? I just googled. 5381 Parmalee Gulch Rd, Indian Hills, CO 80454