What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork!

Re: The Mounds bar. I just found a Twix candy left over from Halloween. I didn't realize the wrapper has a statement at one end. It says "Two Bars Left". Sure enough, there were two in there!

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I have no idea what arcy's post means or why it's here, but it did remind me of a joke my Mom used to tell all the time. A daughter tells her mother that they can't seem to get pregnant. Mom advises, "Just take the longest thing he has and stick it in the hairiest thing you have." Months later, daughter complains to her Mom that it doesn't seem to be working. Mom asks if she's doing as she was told. Daughter replies, "Yes. We've been sleeping with his nose in my armpit for months!"