What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork!

Laughing out loud today. Oly, my son broke his ankle and has been sitting in his hot tub eating Girl Scout cookies, courtesy of a friend’s daughter. I will send him that joke!

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” - Phil Pastoret

A man was walking along a mountain road and saw another man lying with his ear to the ground. As he approached the other man, he heard him talking. "Chevy pickup truck. Large tires. Green. Man driving with large German Shepherd in passenger seat. Loaded with firewood. California license plate 1PDR34." The observer was astounded. "You mean you can discern all that from listening with your ear to the ground?" he asked. "Ear to ground nuthin' " the man replied. That truck just ran over me."