Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, one student nurse found an elderly gentleman - already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the student nurse wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, she asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know", he said, "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

Looks like you held on too tightly to the necessary outflow, june - best if you rose to meet the requirement. o j

I should have posted this one yesterday in honor of Bastille Day, but it's actually for the Olympics. Moet et Chandon.

I'd love this, but for my truth it would be don't curse people.