Honesty for Christmas looks to be a ice gift, Rusty ... (that was supposed to be "nice", Rusty - lookz like I had a blankout). There was a space before the "ice" in the original - disappeared en route to here. Hope you have a lovely Christmas. ole joyfuelled

along with some other groceries, I needed to bring home a new pack of 20 soaker underwear that I require to operate. The lady who picked me up went out of her way, as do many when I have a load of groceries, to bring me home. As buying, maintaining and operating a car is quite expensive and I have not had it, being without one for almost three years, I've not had that expense but have depended on kind people sharing theirs with me, so I'd like to pass some of it along to her, she refused it. Quite a number do, but accept when I suggest that they give it to a charity. Some say that I should give it to a charity, and when I say that I give quite a lot to charities now, enough to bring my income tax down to quite low, they accept my offer. Many don't - just want to be helpful to an old guy in need. ole joyful

A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.

Salonva, I did that once, and I got caught. It was the first and last time I cheated. It was in Shorthand class and I couldn't remember the symbol for 'that'. LOL I still remember it.