A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the highway. Looking at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” “No!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan!”

Son and I, decluttering the house, find that many boxes can be recycled. Most? o j (No cats, here). ETA: Annie, it looks as though Mrs. O'Hara's arms, developed possibly at about the period when those old books were popular, has developed well enough to get that tool in her hand to give them the brush off. o j

Jasdip -- I LOVE that!! Off to get me a bag of peanuts in the shell....

^^^ Every single time!! We always start a new list as soon as we get home! I wonder how people in rural areas manage it where the store is 100 miles away, not 10 minutes!