HOOKERS UNION. A dedicated unionist was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels: When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam. "Is this a union house?" "No." She replied. "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." She answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded..... "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked. "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" The union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her." He said. "I'm sure you would, sir." Said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner. "But Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

Wow. Coincidence that I was saw this yesterday and just thought to post it. Then I saw Jasdip's post..........??

I'm not the biggest fan of zoos, but this is one thing they can do; they help extend dying species via birth and drawing attention to conservation efforts. And it happens to have been born in Tennessee. A solid, spotless giraffe was born! We're in the midst of naming it. https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/21/reticulated-giraffe-without-spots-born-tennessee-zoo/70645506007/?fbclid=IwAR0CN_p3n0iUFk9VnCf2GduGfV9RVxEu6_YdJw1dJAB_6KeqM_kVqI1UetU Here are the choices: Kipekee, which means "unique" Firyali, which means "unusual or extraordinary" Shakiri, which means "she is most beautiful" Jamella, which means "one of great beauty"

that's a fact for Pennsylvania lol