You remind me of my SIL. She opens up various cans but then adds zucchini and says it's homemade..

faftris, I also run a tour in the fall where people can get up close and personal with genuine New England foliage...and they can have all the free souvenirs they want!

Yuck! I often wear long sleeves and pants anyway on a summer hike because of bugs and ticks and such or if you need to do some butt sliding or rock scrambling....let alone what happens should you slip and fall. And no thanks to a back pack rubbing directly on your skin. At least they're protecting their feet! And the hats???? Like no skin cancer on your face, but your nether regions ok?? No thank you. Let alone seeing other people naked or them seeing me. I remember one time when we were children, my brother accidentally walked in on me in the bathroom. He ran out hollering, "Ewww! It's a botch and I don't want to see it!!"

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his cell phone as *"LOW BATTERY"* with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. The guy was nominated for the Nobel Prize for "Innovation and Peace".